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I don't think I have posted a real posting in this blog for quite some time. Well, actually I know I haven't. I'd love to say it's because I've been very involved in orphan affairs, Stephen Colbert's campaign(South Carolina, you bastards!), the cure for cancer, etc. But to be honest, my life is a total bore, and I'm too busy with school/work/watching Transformers more times than is healthy, to care. So, I've decided to write about my day that should have happened, but unfortunately never did. (But still could.)
Today I woke up to the familiar smell of freshly brewed coffee. I despise the taste, but my butler James knows I can't resist the aroma. Sometimes I wonder whether I should run a more thorough background check on James. He treats me so well, and for so little. I whistled for Magic Carpet, who within seconds whisked me towards the hot breakfast James just finished preparing. Usually I prefer a cold meal on such a hot morning, but a gentle breeze found its way in, gracing my cheek and whispering, "worry not, enjoy that steaming pot. of oatmeal," assuring me James's work was not in vain. Before I knew it, DanRad was in my driveway, ready to car pool to work. Being a professional Oprah audience member is the greatest job in the world. It's so rewarding. Nate was on today (you can never get enough of him, right?), and he redecorated a jail suffering from a major decorating crisis. I know jails aren't supposed to be glamorous, but the after result made me want to go to that jail. I'm seriously considering committing a felony so I can live there. Not really, but if I was homeless, I'd go for it. Ooo..the quiche is ready.
If only. In reality right now I'm very delusional as I only slept about 2 hours last night. No, I'm not some crazy party animal, I was working on my history term paper I thought was due today. Long story short, it's not due until next week. Just another reason to hate that class. All semester, all I have retained is that Hitler enjoyed women defecating and urinating all over him. It's also rumored he had only one testicle. I really hope that's all the final covers, because then I am good to go.
ps. Does anyone still read this?
pps. If you do, we are SO making the Eh Team!